Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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