Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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