I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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