worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
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You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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