..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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