Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
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well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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