clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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