I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
