Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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