sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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