Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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