Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I hate all girls vehemently.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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