Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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