Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
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he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
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