I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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