glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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