Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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