Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
