My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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