Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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