There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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