He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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