Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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