I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
God I need to hump something, right now.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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