I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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