How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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