glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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