atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize