my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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