So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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