sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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