4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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