hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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