Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
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Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I have aggressive nipples.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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