Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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