I want to have your abortion
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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