I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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