Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
