im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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