Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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