No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
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A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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