Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
