Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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