hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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