i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
