ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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