I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
