I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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