Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
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I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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