Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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