so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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