Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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