I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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