if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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